H E A D S U P !

THIS WEBMASTER WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT:

• THIS SITE HAS MOVING GRAPHICS, FLASHING IMAGERY, ARTISTIC NUDITY, SOME AUDIO, AND STRONG LANGUAGE. IT IS BEST VIEWED IN 1920x1080.
• THIS SITE CONTAINS JAVASCRIPT AND DAIRY.
• GOD HAD NO HAND IN THE MAKING OF THIS SITE.
• IT IS ENTIRELY IN COMIC SANS.

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